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Be a man, PLAY RUGBY
Be like ryan and now derek, get a concussion.
Contact either Derek or Ryan for more Info.

Song of the week:

Ministry - So what

die!  die!  die!  die!
scum sucking depravity debauched!
anal fuck-fest, thrill olympics
savage scourge supply and sanctify
so what?  so what?
die!  die!  die!  die!

die!  die!  die!  die!
you said it!
sedatives supplied become laxatives
my eyes shit out lies
i only kill to know i'm alive
so what?  so what?
die!  die!  die!  die!

die!  die!  die!  die!
so what, it's your problem to learn to live with
destroy us, or make us saints
we don't care, it's not our fault that we were born too late
a screaming headache on the brow of the state
killing time is appropriate
to make a mess and fuck all the rest, we say, we say
so what?  so what?
die!  die!  die!  die!

die!
now i know what is right
i'll kill them all if i like
i'm a time bomb inside

no one listens to reason,
it's too late and i'm ready to fight!
so what?  now i'm ready to fight!

Lady of the Week:

Ms. Medley
by: Ryan Stith

Movie of the Week:


Fucking big guns, vin diesel kicking ass without gay import cars, drugs, you can't miss.

Upcoming concerts that you better attend.

Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade:
May 14
Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts
Tickets on sale now
$17.50

Ozzfest '03:
Aug. 03
 Columbus
 Polaris Amphitheatre
Tickets on sale now
$49.00

Lollapalooza '03:
July 16th
Cincinnati
Riverbend Music Center
Tickets on sale now
$52.25

Summer Sanitarium Tour '03:
July 19th
Columbus
Ohio stadium
Tickets on sale now
who cares... it's sold out

Pearl Jam with Idlewind:
June 19
Cincinnati, OH @ Riverbend Music Center
On Sale now
Baddest mother fucker of whenever:
Les Claypool
Oh your god just look at his bass... then listen to the shit he does with it. I will see him live, and I will orgasm.

By the way, that's a Fretless 6-string Carl Thompson custom bass. I think I'm in love.